last night I was so fucked that me and my friend were stood in front of the dj booth and I go to her “you getting a drink or what we’ve been stood here for ages” AND I THOUGHT WE WERE WAITING TO BE SERVED AT A BAR BUT I WAS FOR A MATTER OF FACT WITNESSING A LIVE DJ SET HOW DOES SOMEONE GET THAT CONFUSED HAHA
we need a universal hand signal for “my parents don’t know about that”
Getting stoned in lingerie, this is happiness💁
"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did
i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel